The 7 signs of homelessness

1. You are pre-approved for an FHA loan but have been beat out on the last 17 offers that were all cash


2. You started looking for a home 2 years ago and your mother is worried you'll never find one underneath the couch


3. Your mother is also worried you will never find a girlfriend under there


4. Your real estate agent tells you to look at open houses until you find one that works, then give him a call


5. You have a dog but no longer a doghouse... it is now the "master suite"


6. Your real estate agent has a 70's hair do and doesn't believe in the " Intra - net" or " Mobile Telephones"


7. All of the homes you look at have no "Pez dispenser collection" room




Homelessness is no joke... Give me a call




Craig Bosse


(925) 381 6577




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